You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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How external is "for external use only"?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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