You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
accomplished twins. life is a go
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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