That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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