she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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