I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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