I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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