There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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