True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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