Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
tell me about the fingering
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