I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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