When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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