We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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