Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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