Whod you bang
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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