Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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