Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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