The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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