He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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