wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You don't make any sense
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I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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