maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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