and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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