I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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