I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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