College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
i out mim tonsoeep
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