Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i already hear my dad disowning me
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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