CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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