Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i wish my penis had a tongue
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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