so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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