They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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