You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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