we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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