Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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