do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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