I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
she told me i tasted like america
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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