apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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