it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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