Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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