Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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