I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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