my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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