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she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..