I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize