i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Randomize
