But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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