I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.