he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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