Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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