you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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