C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Welp...herpes.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I didn't notice because vodka
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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