I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue