This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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