hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
where are you?
Hypothermia
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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