I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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